Fast & Furious

In this fourth installment of the series we get back to most of the original crew and even more shaking ass like all good car movies. I give this one a 7.2 penis ranking. I believe this to be the best out of the four because its got all the elements of the previous ones and I good story. The whole getting back at some foo for killing your women is something anyone can relate to and is why it makes the movie easier to relate to us. Regardless of all the action and ass the movie still lacks substance and is why a movie like this will never achieve what Braveheart has been able to do.